Last of the Palmersistericans

So, after seeing Indy, I stayed up late and watched all of Last of the Mohicans, because it's one of those movies that I could watch over and over again. But one thing always kinda bothers me: Cora's father kicks the bucket in the a.m. when Magua tears his heart out. Nathaniel tells her behind the waterfall. Then, later that afternoon, Alice steps off the cliff to follow Nathaniel's smoking. hot. brother.

So, then, Nathaniel and daddy Indian guy (Bummpo? Can't remember his name. Chingkachook?) go to kill off the bad Huron guys, including evil (easily identified by his pock-marked face, just like that bad guy in Grease the movie) Magua. When they finally dispose of them all, they stand on the rock overlooking the valley and they say all this nice spiritual shit, and then Cora and Natty hug and make googly eyes, and you know what?

If I had seen Leelee go over that cliff after the hot Indian guy, I woulda been scrambling down that rock to see what happened to her, instead of making out with DDLewis.

But that's just me.

Also? I haven't looked it up on IMDB, but you know that scenery ain't NY. That's North Carolina, peeps. They just don't look the same. (Now I have to go see if I am right or not.)